Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Nothing But History To Her

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

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The White House has stated that if anyone deserves to get deported it is Justin Bieber.

LOS ANGELES - There are reports floating around LaLaLand that Justin Bieber is hoping that Selena Gomez will agree to get back together with him.

A close friend of Bieber's stated that it is really all just a ploy by the Biebs in order to try and get some respect and integrity back into his down-spiraling career.

The source added that Justin knows that if he gets back with Selena chances are that President Obama will reconsider having him deported back to cold country (Canada).

It is no secret that Malia and Sasha Obama think the world of Selena and they would certainly talk to their daddy about not causing her any heartache if in fact she did get back with JB.

Meanwhile, Selena Gomez appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and she stated that Justin is history to her.

She then added that she would not get back together with the spoiled rotten Canadian brat for all the money in the Chinese treasury.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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