Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 28 February 2014

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Demi Moore shown during happier times.

HOLLYWOOD - One of Tinsel Town's most popular couples has finally announced their engagement.

Ashton Kutcher, 36, star of Two and A Half Men and Mila Kunis, 30, who starred in The Black Swan will be walking down the ecstatic marital aisle in the not-too-distant future.

According to iRumors the two had been wanting to get engaged for quite some time but couldn't since Ashton was still married to his demonic wife Demi Moore.

Moore, who did not want to let go of her boy-toy husband, had flat out refused to grant Ashton his divorce.

She finally relented after a year when her ex-husband Bruce Willis, who is the father of her three semi-cute daughters, threatened to provide some highly embarrassing photos of Demi to the supermarket tabloid Say What?

Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors contacted Moore and asked her what she thought about her ex-husband Kutcher getting married to Miss Kunis.

The 51-year-old actress let out a scream that would have scared the hell out of a banshee. She then composed herself after a few swigs of Jose Cuervo and said that everyone will agree that it is a very sad day for Demi Moore.

Rangoon looked quite puzzled and asked Moore if she made it a habit of talking in the third person.

Moore giggled evilly and replied, "Demi Moore misses not being in her May-December marriage more than Kirstie Alley would miss not having her daily requirement of 5 Big Macs."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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