Christina Aguilera Denies The Blake Shelton Rumors

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 11 February 2014

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Miranda has told Blake that if he doesn't stop his flirting ways he may end up wearing his guitar as a tie.

HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera has lost a tremendous amount of weight and everyone has told her that she is looking very, very sexy.

One of those individuals who is giving her some very nice compliments is her fellow The Voice cast member Blake "The Alley Cat" Shelton.

It is no secret that Blake has reverted back to his pre-marital days of drinking, partying, and carousing with the pretty gals.

Several publications including The Tinsel Town Times Tribune have reported that Blake and his wife, country singer Miranda Lambert are headed for divorce court.

Word is that Miranda has had her fill of her big old cowboy acting like he has no wife and carrying on like fellow country carouser Jason Aldean.

Miranda has received several text messages from close friends telling her that it appears that old Blake is having a hard time keeping Little Blake in his pants.

And now there is talk that Shelton and Christina Aguilera may be involved in a bit of hanky panky, as they say down in Natchez, Mississippi.

Christina has denied those rumors saying that she has no interest in a man who drinks, cusses, spits all the time, and cheats on his wife.

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