Blake Shelton Says That The News Media Is The Cause of His Divorce

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 16 February 2014

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Blake admits he may drink a wee bit too much but it is no reason to get divorced.

NASHVILLE - Country recording artist Blake Shelton, who also appears as a mentor on the hit show The Voice has come out and voiced his opinion regarding his divorce.

Shelton sitting in a Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in Nashville told Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buck Yazoo that he and his wife fellow country music singer Miranda Lambert were fine until the news media stuck their nose in their marital business.

Blake said that by printing about his beer drinking, his flirting with the ladies, and his twerking episodes only casused his cute, little, svelte wife to become jealous as the dickens.

He added that if the media had not printed anything personal about him he and his wife would be as happy as Kirstie Alley at a cupcake factory.

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