Trace Adkins Looks Like He's Getting Ready To Get Hit With The Big Letter "D"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 4 February 2014

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Mrs. Adkins says that even her husband's horse Rebel is starting to dislike him.

NASHVILLE - Country singer Trace Adkins, 52, appears to be heading for that big "D" corral.

A source who knows the family very well told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that Mrs. Adkins (Rhonda) has just about had her fill of the big old 6-foot-6-inch tall cowboy's bad attitude and she is talking divorce.

Rhonda, who is 50, has confessed to relatives and friends that in the attitude department Trace is the big white male version of Omarosa.

She pointed out that lately he has gotten upset at just about everything she says or does.

Mrs. Adkins spoke with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine and told her that one day last week she forgot to put jelly on Trace's peanut butter and jelly sandwich and the country boy hit the roof.

She said that he started hollering and cursing and saying that even that dumb Hollywood blonde bimbo Paris Hilton would remember to put jelly on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Rhonda told Miss Cotton that she's had it and the last straw was when he told her that she was two bottles short of a six-pack and that the little bitty midget singer Kristin Chenoweth was starting to look plum desirable.

SIDENOTE: After hearing Trace make that confounded Chenoweth remark she told him that he can say whatever he wants but she is damn good at math and she knows that $20 million divided by 2 is $10 million.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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