Taylor Swift Is Praised For Her New Anti-Justin Bieber Song

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 22 February 2014

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President Obama told Taylor that he is very proud of her and she is like his little white daughter.

NASHVILLE - The phones at the Nashville recording studio where Taylor Swift recorded her latest single have been ringing non-stop.

Taylor is receiving all kinds of praise for writing an anti-Justin Bieber song titled "Hey Little Boy, Get Your Bratty Butt Back On Back To Canada."

The 24-year-old Swift was interviewed by Buck Yazoo of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine. He informed her that he had personally received 183 text messages and 182 were supportive of Taylor's new song.

He said that the only one that was not happy was a text he received from Pattie Mallette, who just happens to be the Bieb's mommy, as Justin refers to her.

Meanwhile Taylor is thrilled at having received a phone call from President Obama himself telling her how proud he and the first lady are of her for saying in a song what needed to be said.

The president went on to say that he has always loved Taylor's songs because they get back at all of the dudes who have wronged her.

SIDENOTE: Taylor commented to Mr. Yazoo that the president told her that after this horrible Winter season is over, he wants to have a White House Backyard Barbecue in her honor.

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