Old Britney, Ancient Madonna

Funny story written by Bureau

Friday, 31 January 2014

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Although they say Britney and Madonna are for older folks, most of today's youth say that although they admire Britney and even Madonna, they want nothing to do with their music.

"They're out of it as far as my friends and I are concerned", stated 16-year-old Alice Forrester.

Another 17-year-old: "We're into Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, etc. Those people you mentioned are so out of it today...so totally Yesterday!"

It seems like Madonna is so out of it that most youth in their teens and early twenties, couldn't name a single song by her.

"I saw a picture of her on the web where she had her old legs sprawled out till she looked like one of those frogs we dissect at school. Yuck!"' laughed Alice.

"And Britney's out in Las Vegas we hear. You know. Like Frank Sinatra and all those people my grandmother used to talk about."

"And get this, I'm named after a weirdo man named 'Alice' Cooper! Can you believe THAT?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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