Justin Bieber Charged With Attacking Limo Driver

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Thursday, 30 January 2014

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Looks like Justin is trying to get his name in the newspapers and on the internet on a daily basis.

This last one (for now) is back home in Canada. Serves them right for sending the punk out on the rest of us.

Bieber's reputation for violence and recklessness got a new boost Wednesday when the Canadian pop singer was charged in Toronto for assault of a limo driver. Of course, he was not alone and we will probably hear of someone else in the vehicle doing the damage.

Also, when you have people to own up to something, he will expect a nice cash amount for his trouble.

This time the charge apparently stems from an incident on Dec. 30, when a limousine driver says someone in Bieber's entourage attacked him while he was driving the group around the city of Toronto. The driver is said to have exited the vehicle and called police, but the assailant left the scene before cops arrived, according to Canadian Press.

Why this is just now coming out, who knows. I guess it was getting set up to be used whenever there is a lack of news about 'Justin Bieber'.

It was not clear at the time if the 19-year-old singer had taken part in the alleged assault, but the charge provides the impression that he played a role, at least according to the driver, says the Toronto Tribune.

Of course, the driver may change his story too. Apparently he has left his job and gone to Las Vegas to 'get away' from all the reporters.

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