Justin Bieber Having Trouble Over Intimacy With Doctor

Funny story written by Bureau

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

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"I don't know if something happened to me in early childhood or what but I cannot stand getting a physical every year...but I guess I must", he told a friend while back at home.

The friend stated that he knew the feeling as he was the same way with going to the dentist.

Bieber told him that the dentist was OK because he just had them knock him out with a drug.

"I think a doctor would laugh at me if I ask to be knocked out while he's asking me to turn my head and cough. There he is with my family jewels at his mercy and there I stand, coughing and turning my head."

"Then he runs his finger up my butt. I hate that too."

"I bet he doesn't care all that much for it either", stated the friend who later gave us an interview.

"Justin doesn't care if I tell you what he says, etc. He just doesn't like to do that in person. We've been friends a long time and he could tell you some pretty embarrassing things about me."

The friend's name is Duncan Woods or "Dusty".

"Justin does really hate it when the doc has his hand full of his privates. He stated that the doctor could ruin him or even his voice if he chose to do so."

"I can understand that. I would be tempted to ruin his voice, myself."

Bill Kirkland for $tar$.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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