Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Been Feeling So Depressed Lately

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 20 January 2014

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Kim has said that her baby North West is perfect and has only cried two times.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian has it all, fame, money, fancy cars, fancy friends, expensive fancy underwear, and a brand new fancy baby (North West).

But lately the most popular member of the Kardashian clan has been very depressed.

Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight caught up with the big-butted actress at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in West Hollywood.

Swizzle had a small Waldorf Salad and Kim had a large Pepperoni, Sausage, Salami, and Bacon Pizza.

Kardashian was asked how things were going with her and her fiancé Kanye West.

Kim put down the container of Parmesan Cheese and said that things were not really going as good as they should be going.

She explained that she has been very depressed lately.

Swizzle asked why and Kim replied that her and Kanye are arguing about the name of their next baby.

She revealed that Kanye wants to name the baby South (South West). And Kim says that she does not want to make a mockery out of naming her babies.

Kim pointed out that she does not want any more of her babies named after compass points.

SIDENOTE: Kim told Miss Swizzle that she loves the name Tapioca and asked if she could put the name down on her Next Baby's Name List. Tapioca Swizzle ecstatically replied, "Yes! Yes! Yes! by all means Yes!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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