Dear Diary,
What gives with these television commercials saying that if I buy an SUV or big truck, I'm supporting the terrorists?
I bought my big truck and it supports the oil companies of Saudi Arabia and Qatar. Are those on the terrorists list?
We have terrorists here. If I buy American or Canadian products am I supporting terrorists who have slipped into this country!
It's getting silly.
Besides my truck is a Hybrid and get 10 miles per gallon.
So, I'm only supporting terrorists in town and when I go uphill.
Now going downhill and during straight stretches, I don't use any gas at all.
Also, if I see a terrorist walking down the road, I'll flatten that sucker.
-Justin Bieber
