Dear Diary,
I didn't see any of my last diary entry in the newspapers or entertainment mags or on TV so I guess it's safe.
I did not like that kardashian woman on that photo session. I say right here, I was afraid she would want to pose in my lap.
I would have said no and there was no way I was climbing into hers looking like a ventriloquists dummy.
Kim Kardashian's ass is like a separate creature that someone glued onto an actually petite woman.
But the truth is the huge butt is the only thing that's real about Kim's body. I have to admit thats what somebody else said and I agree.
"Paralyzed for the rest of my life." I hope she gets a big guy as her husband or her next husband, whatever.
I can see someone falling off and breaking an arm or something.
-Justin Bieber
