Beyonce Very Mad At The Hateful Comment Miley Cyrus Made About Her Baby

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 3 January 2014

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Miley sitting out by the Pacific Ocean and contemplating what crazy stunt she'll pull next. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce is livid with Miley Cyrus and she has said that the little spoiled brat needs to behave herself and stop acting like the female version of Justin Bieber.

Beyonce talked with Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine and said that she did not appreciate Miley making fun of her and Jay-Z's baby Blue Ivy.

The "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" singer heard that Cyrus had told a reporter for the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that she thought that the name of Beyonce's baby was quite silly.

Miley explained that the name Blue Ivy is kind of like naming a baby Pink Carnation or Fuchsia Ficus.

She then said that she cannot believe that out of all of the thousands of cute baby names that Beyonce would pick the name Blue Ivy.

Cyrus said that she can already hear the kids in school calling her poison Ivy or Blue moon.

Beyonce told Miss Dupree that the name Miley isn't exactly a beautiful name and that it's okay if one lives in an Asian country (My-Lee).

SIDENOTE: Beyonce stated that part of Miley's problem is that her daddy and mommy Billy Ray and Tish never did discipline the poor little peckerhead and now she is so out of control that it would even be difficult for a group of Navy Seals to straighten out the little bitch.

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