Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 13 January 2014

image for The Sensuously Sultry Pamela Anderson Gets Married Again!
Pamela has said that she prefers being a Mrs. to being a Ms. (Photo provided by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - The woman who is still known as The Baywatch Babe, Pamela Anderson has just announced that she is taking the title Mrs. for a fourth time.

The 43-year-old sensuously sultry blonde remarried ex-husband Rick Salomon once again.

Anderson and Salomon were married for two short months back in 2007, but the marriage was annulled due to the fact that Anderson had what can best be described as a twerking affliction.

Rick said that at first he just thought it was a novelty thing that would quickly pass, but when she started twerking the hired help [i.e. chauffeurs, gardeners, pool cleaners, and even the upstairs maid, Esmeralda] he decided to put his foot down.

Pamela was previously married to two rock and rollers, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock.

She stated that she divorced Tommy because he had too many yucky looking tattoos and she divorced Kid Rock because the dude was just to damn friggin yucky period.

SIDENOTE: A close friend of Pam's has said that Anderson has always said that Ricky Salomon hung the moon, the milky way, and Gilligan's Island.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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