Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino

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Monday, 13 January 2014


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The new all-nude casino will have a professional sex therapist on duty round the clock.

LAS VEGAS - Reports coming out of Sin City state that gambling casinos are losing billions of dollars annually.

The gambling casino industry is naturally very concerned about this detail.

The Camel Hump Gambling Casino Corporation has announced that they have just finalized plans to build the nation's first all-nude gambling casino.

The Camel Hump which operates two gambling casino's on the Vegas Strip informed the news media that the concept behind the new venue is that people will be having so much fun in an all-nude gambling atmosphere that they really won't care if they lose vast amounts of money.

Sol Shipanetti, spokesperson with The Camel Hump, said that patrons to the all-nude gambling casino, will each be given a fanny pack in which to keep their personal belongings such as wallets, car keys, condoms, and gambling chips.

SIDENOTE: Shipanetti stated that the new casino will be named The Peekaboo Gambling Casino and he wanted to let all of the female patrons know that the casino will employ a large number of security guards.

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