Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert's Marriage Is Headed For The Last Roundup

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 31 December 2013

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Miranda doesn't know it but Blake recently gave Christina Aguilera a pair of animal print panties.

NASHVILLE - The country music couple who many felt was happier than Tim McGraw and Faith Hill appear to have come to a fork in the road as far as their 2½ year marriage is concerned.

A close friend of the country crooners has said that Miranda is plum tuckered out trying to get Blake to stop his flirting ways.

Miranda turns green with jealous envy when her husband talks about fellow judge on The Voice Christina Aguilera.

She has commented that Blake is always telling her very intimate things about Christina such as her bra size, the color of panties she wore on a certain day, and the location of all of her errogenous zones.

Lambert apparently hit the roof when Shelton told her that Christina Aguilera has the prettiest landing strip he has ever seen.

Miranda also mentioned that Blake drinks way too much beer and some of the members of his band have started calling him Sudsy behind his back.

On the other side of the coin, Blake says that Miranda is always nagging him about being flirtatious but he is quick to point out that it's in his genes.

Blake said that his grandfather Toby Shelton was flirting up into his early 90's.

He the revealed that grandma Beulah Shelton used to lift up her dress and show the neighborhood kids the girdle she hand-made.

SIDENOTE: Las Vegas is taking bets as to which formerly happy country couple Blake and Miranda or Tim and Faith will sign the divorce papers first.

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