The world finally learned today of a man who had misplaced his wife, Irene Bumblekiss, in the Liverpool address of one of his previous residences.
After being questioned this morning the man said he'd completely forgotten about her and couldn't ever remember meeting her. It begs the question of what other things could he possibly have lost, I suppose we'll have to wait until these things are found to find out.
Mr Bumblekiss tried to hide his bewilderment at finding the wife, but the gathered press were having none of it. Meanwhile, wifey went straight in the kitchen and began doing odd jobs here and there.
