Real Reason Miley Cyrus Acting Strange

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Wednesday, 18 December 2013

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So what happened less than a year ago to Miley Cyrus to turn her into acting like a kid wanting to show off some goodies she just realized were very important as an adult?

Psychiatrist Doctor Art Manning told us that this often happens with stars such as Miley.

"Miley has the Michael Jackson Syndrome or a variety of it. Michael had no childhood and so, in the middle of a career, he discovers that he missed all those years of just being himself."

"Now look at Miley! She was even a different person growing up, Hannah Montana", and all the young ladies wanted to be like her."

But over the past two years, Dr. Manning told us, she had suddenly seen all the super-stardom of Madonna, Lady GaGa, etc and she wanted to be like they were, with no rules!

"The trouble is that she lost the middle years of growing up. Now it's 'Look At Me', I'm a woman with a nice body and I want to live this life of stardom too, before I lose it like the "Beavers, John Boys, Little Ricky, etc. I am no longer Hannah Montana, I'm a woman named Miley Cyrus."

Doc said that he believes she'll get over it. "Some never do, like Michael. He never knew what it was to be a kid when he was one. Then, everyone wanted him to be a performer, not a 40-year-old kid."

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