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Funny story: Camberwick Green Is Man's All-Time Favourite TV Show

Camberwick Green Is Man's All-Time Favourite TV Show

A man who rarely comments on the subject of television has come out to confess that his all-time favourite TV show was, is, and probably will always be the BBC children's animated puppet show from the 1960s, 'Camberwick Green'. Moys Kenwood, 57, c…

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Receives 3-Star Rating For Story

Spoof Writer Receives 3-Star Rating For Story

A frequent, though, by no means the most frequent, contributor to a satirical news website, has said he was interested to note that a reader of one of his stories had awarded it a 3-star rating today, which was thought-provoking. Moys Kenwood, 57,…

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Funny story: Table Tennis Bat Used To Be Red, But Just Look At The Fucking State Of It Now!

Table Tennis Bat Used To Be Red, But Just Look At The Fucking State Of It Now!

A man searching through some cardboard boxes of stuff that he had kept from his childhood, earlier today, unearthed his first table tennis bat, and was astonished to find that both the forehand and backhand rubber sections had changed from a beautifu...

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Funny story: Boy Fell Into Patch Of Nettles

Boy Fell Into Patch Of Nettles

A boy who was playing in a back tenfoot with his friends back in 1970, has related, years later, how, whilst sitting precariously on a neighbour's fence, he fell off it, and into a rather large patch of nettles, which stung like fuck. Wearing only...

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Funny story: Dreamer Took Great Pleasure In Stripping Bark From Twig

Dreamer Took Great Pleasure In Stripping Bark From Twig

A man with way too much time on his hands has revealed how he derived great pleasure from stripping a twig of its bark - something he hasn't done since he was a kid. The twig was found on the ground outside his house by Moys Kenwood, 56, who looke...

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Funny story: Man Wouldn't Mind Going To A Cricket Match

Man Wouldn't Mind Going To A Cricket Match

A man from Yorkshire has given an indication to friends that, after having endured so many years without attending a cricket match, he now spends hours dreaming about hearing the thwack of leather against willow again. Moys Kenwood, 55, was remini...

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Funny story: Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

A man who was asked by his mother to go up and get something from in her loft, was amazed at some of the things he found there. Moys Kenwood, from Hull in East Yorkshire, ascended the loftladder with a degree of trepidation at what lay in wait, in...

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Funny story: Man Applies To Government To Relive His Childhood

Man Applies To Government To Relive His Childhood

A man has sent an official request to the government to be able to relive his entire childhood until he was age 16, in return for any time he might have left until he dies. Moys Kenwood, 55, from Hull, says he enjoyed the first sixteen years of hi…

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Funny story: Children Who Whisper at Risk for Psychosis in Adulthood

Children Who Whisper at Risk for Psychosis in Adulthood

Atlanta, GA: The Center for Disease Control issued an alarming report that states a child's risk for developing serious psychiatric disorders in adulthood increased by 62% if they excessively "whispered". Lawrence Lipschitz M.D. said parents shoul...

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Funny story: A.C. Grayling's Ungodly War On Children's Toys

A.C. Grayling's Ungodly War On Children's Toys

Most people would surely think there's nothing wrong with kids playing with fuzzy puppies, rabbits, giraffes, and all kinds of animals, and that it's all very innocent. But not everyone from the "notable public figure community" agrees. Yes: renowned postmodernist cultural critic/secular humanist deconstructionist/ atheist fundamentalist A. C. Grayling is concerned that not all cuddly toys...

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Funny story: Real Reason Miley Cyrus Acting Strange

Real Reason Miley Cyrus Acting Strange

So what happened less than a year ago to Miley Cyrus to turn her into acting like a kid wanting to show off some goodies she just realized were very important as an adult? Psychiatrist Doctor Art Manning told us that this often happens with stars...

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Funny story: Editorial: Playing TAG Banned?

Editorial: Playing TAG Banned?

Normally, I try to just stick to writing satire. I saw this story online and couldn't make anything up after reading it, other than my own reaction. The story vexed me so much it stifled my creativity, so here's what came of it. I recently ran across an article with the headline Elementary school outlaws playing tag, 'running in packs' The gist of the story was that some kindergarten teach...

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Funny story: Parents assure child that their divorce is definitely her fault

Parents assure child that their divorce is definitely her fault

PARMA, NY--Following a night of shouting, tears, and slamming doors, Deborah and Mark Leet took the time to tell their daughter April that they both loved her very much, and the reason they were getting divorced was because of her and nothing else.

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Funny story: What is your earliest memory?

What is your earliest memory?

There is currently an intense debate in the Behavioural and Cognitive Science field over the reliability of memory. On one side of the debate are those who believe that everything we see, do, touch, smell or hear goes into memory somewhere although not all of it can be retrieved. On the other side are those that think that memory is malleable, approximated and unreliable. "I seem to recall r...

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Funny story: President Barack Obama Speaks About His Chillingly Sad Childhood Diet

President Barack Obama Speaks About His Chillingly Sad Childhood Diet

LONDONDERRY, Vermont - President Barack Obama was in town addressing the yearly convention of The Vermont Molasses Makers Coalition. He stressed to the convention goers how important the molasses industry is to the entire nation. He pointed out that everyone including himself and the "First Mama" have a tendency of taking pancake syrup for granted. He said that ever since he can remember the...

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Funny story: UK's Youngest Parents Are 14 Year Old School Kids

UK's Youngest Parents Are 14 Year Old School Kids

In a shock revelation, it has been revealed that two 14 year old schoolchildren have become the UK's youngest parents. The two children had unprotected sex when aged 13 years old. The new parents, Anne-Maree Spreadham and Kevin Numbnuts, are both...

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Funny story: Why November 20, 1983 Was The Best and Worst Day of My Childhood.

Why November 20, 1983 Was The Best and Worst Day of My Childhood.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," reads the opening line of Dickens' 'A Tale of Two Cities', a now-trite contrast of polar-opposites. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spr...

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