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Funny story: New Study Shows People Unwilling to Read Overly Long Head

New Study Shows People Unwilling to Read Overly Long Head

A new study showed that in this, the age of sound bites and bullet points, readers are unwilling to read headlines or even sentences longer than a few "We almost have to use acronyms for everything," said NYT Staff Editor Kim Lancing. "Even if t...

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Funny story: Things Getting Tight for Attention

Things Getting Tight for Attention

For generations, thanks to regular reminders to pay him, Attention had been doing quite well for himself. These days, though, amidst a flood of social media, smart phones, and infinite other distractions, no one’s paying Attention much – and he's be...

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Funny story: Future Movies Will Be Four-In-One!

Future Movies Will Be Four-In-One!

People who are experts at predicting the future in movies say that the typical movie in the years beginning in 2020 will have four different movies in one. "Because of our nation's short attention span, we are 95% sure that there will be four 30-3...

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Funny story: Real Reason Miley Cyrus Acting Strange

Real Reason Miley Cyrus Acting Strange

So what happened less than a year ago to Miley Cyrus to turn her into acting like a kid wanting to show off some goodies she just realized were very important as an adult? Psychiatrist Doctor Art Manning told us that this often happens with stars...

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Funny story: Man sets fire to himself at home

Man sets fire to himself at home

A Gateshead man is recovering in hospital after setting himself on fire in a desperate plea for help and attention. For several years Albert Dullboddy (55), an unemployed traffic warden, had complained of being ignored at home. He had recently tak...

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