Chicharito Buys Cheryl Cole A $12.7 Million Hacienda In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

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Chicharito and Cheryl's new mansion overlooks the pristine beach at Cabo San Lucas.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Mexico's super star soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar, known as Chicharito, has just revealed that he has purchased a luxurious hacienda overlooking Cabo San Lucas.

The $12.7 million hacienda was originally owned by Salma Hayek but back in 2009, she sold it to Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest.

Seacrest put the hacienda mansion up for sale on October 20, and Chicharito heard about it from a cousin who works at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is co-owned by Ryan and Steven Tyler.

Chicharito who plays soccer in England with the Manchester United Red Devils is also presently negotiating to buy Cabo's Cerveza Corona Light Commemorative Bullring as well as The General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport.

He and his alluring sexy girlfriend Cheryl Cole, who is Derek Hough's ex-girlfriend, fell in love with Cabo San Lucas when they first traveled to the city in the Mexican state of Baja California.

SIDENOTE: Cheryl is very popular in the resort town and the townspeople call her La Chezzita. There has been some talk that she may record an album in Spanish with Mexico's famed singer Paulina Rubio, who is presently judging on Simon Cowell's X-Factor.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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