Taylor Swift's Latest Crush Is A Real Shocker!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 28 September 2013

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A closeup of Taylor Swift's hair. (Photo courtesy of FuFi Fondue).

NEW ORLEANS - Taylor Swift performed before a sold-out crowd at one of her favorite venues, The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans.

The country music songstress says that she loves the Voodoo because it has one of the finest sound systems in the entire country.

She also noted that the concession stand sells some very interesting food items such as Fried Crawfish-On-A-Stick, Barbecued Gator Nuggets, Chicken Fried Beaver Tail Sandwiches, and Stuffed Bullfrog Tongues.

Taylor was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine about a certain rumor that has been making the rounds regarding her and a certain older gentleman.

Swift blushed and turned as pink as a tube of pink cotton candy. She giggled and said that if she was talking about a certain someone with the initials R.S. then the rumor is positively true.

Calcutta asked if she was concerned about the fact that she is 23, and Ryan Seacrest is 38.

The "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" singer smiled and said that to her age is just a number. She then said that the way she looks at it she is 23, but acts 30, and Ryan is 38, and acts 30, so it's a perfect match in that regard.

Taylor added that she just got tired of dating younger guys and being referred to as a cougar.

SIDENOTE: Las Vegas oddsmakers give the Taylor Swift - Ryan Seacrest May-December relationship 4 to 1 odds that it will not go past Halloween.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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