Illegal Aliens Are Now Using Ultralight Planes To Cross Into The United States

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 18 September 2013

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A photo of an ultralight plane that was taken flying over the Rio Grande south of El Paso.

EL PASO - The United States Border Patrol has just stated that they have just discovered a new way in which illegal aliens from Mexico and Central America are using to cross the border into the U.S.

A spokesperson for the Border Patrol, Hillary Zagaviski, 43, said that last month the El Paso sector caught 83 illegal aliens trying to sneak into the United States using ultralight planes.

The planes are so small that they cannot be detected by radar. Although they can only carry one individual per trip reports are that there are at least 2,000 of these ultralights currently in operation.

The newly married Mrs. Zagaviski stated that the illegal alien flying the ultra light plane crosses the border and lands in a designated spot where there is a homeless man waiting to fly the ultralight plane right back to Mexico to transport the next individual.

She reported that an unnamed source said that there is presently a waiting list of 17,342 people including 219 women waiting their ultralight turn.

SIDENOTE: Mrs. Zagaviski stated that parachutes are optional and can be purchased in Mexico for $19.

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