Why Did Lady Gaga Shave The Hair Off The Back of Her Head?

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 17 July 2013

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Lately Lady Gaga has been signing her autograph with an imprint of her lips.

BROOKLYN - Many of Lady Gaga's fans are very concerned with the health and well-being of their Mama Monster.

Some say that ever since her surgery to realign her ovaries, she has just not been the same.

One of her biggest fans Tiara Glittergloss, 21, of Secaucus, New Jersey, stated that if Lady Gaga does not return to being the same old eccentric individual her fans fell in love with she may find herself losing a big portion of her fan base.

Another fan Linley Betty Pickerpotski, 28, of the Bronx said that she is already thinking about switching her celebrity allegiance to either Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera.

All of the singer's Little Monsters (fans) want to know what in the world possessed their singing idol to chop off the hair on the back of her head.

Pickerpotski pointed out that she is starting to resemble that freak singer Taylor Momsen who dabs on so much makeup she looks like a racoon in heat.

Lady Gaga was asked why she took the shears to the back of her head. She reportedly said that she simply got tired with having to deal with split ends.

She said she tried getting rid of them, but that it was a hell of a chore - kinda like trying to wrestle a bucket of chicken away from Wynonna Judd.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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