A Very Pregnant Jessica Simpson Reveals Her Amazing Cravings

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 21 June 2013

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Jessica shown before she got pregnant. (Photo from the Ashton Kutcher Collection).

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson says that she has just about gotten used to being habitually pregnant.

She told Celebrity Globe's Pia Confetti that she doesn't know how OctoMom AKA Nadya Suleman could possibly have had 14 kids.

Simpson, who is 32, stated that after the birth of this baby, she is going to go in and have her hooha remodeled so that there is no way that she can ever be impregnated again.

Jessica was told that the medical term is having a tubal ligation. Simpson smiled and said that another method is to have her tubes tied.

Miss Confetti smiled politely and took into account the fact that Simpson is after all a blonde.

When asked if she has had any unusual cravings the "These Boots Are Made For Walking" singer replied that she did.

She smiled and said that there are several unusual cravings including eating peanut butter and sushi sandwiches at midnight.

The blonde mom-to-be also informed Confetti that last week she started craving Kangaroo Hot Pockets.

She giggled as she said that she has even gone out to an all-night Burger Bandit and asked for a cheeseburger with onions, lettuce, and sardines.

In Other News. North Korean leader Kim Jong Un reportedly tried to obtain a missile from Guatemala in exchange for 37 tons of rice.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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