Donald Trump Says Alec Baldwin Needs To Grow Up and Do Something About His Silly-Looking Hair

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 3 July 2013

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A close up of Donald Trump's "Hairdo From Hell."

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump loves to get involved in other people's business. President Obama has stated on several occasions that the Trumpster does it because he just has way too much free time on his hands.

Trump remarked that the president is wrong, but everyone knows that the president is correct and Donald Trump is just not happy unless he is butting into someone else's business.

As New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's wife Gisele Bundchen recently stated on The View, "It is just the friggin nature of the arrogant, sarcastic, bitter, egomaniacal, old billionaire.

It is no secret that Trump has an ego as big as Wynonna Judd, John Goodman, and Kirstie Alley put together.

He has always believed in his own sick little mind that he knows everything about everything and everyone else is just plain out of the groove.

Trump's latest attention grabber deals with the habitually out-of-conrol Alec Baldwin.

He remarked at a luncheon for the owner of New York's Inebriated Kangaroo Lounge, Sol Saltinowitz that Baldwin needs to look in the mirror and realize that he is an old man of 55 and not a 15-year-old hot-tempered teenager.

He went on to say that Baldwin has one of the funkiest-looking hairdos he has ever seen.

Donald said that if his hair was as silly-looking as Baldwin's he would never leave his multi-million mansion for fear that everyone would point and laugh at him.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: And that ladies and gentlemen is a classic example of the pot calling the kettle black].

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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