Jennifer Lopez Hints That Her Relationship With Her "Boy Toy" Could Be Coming To An End

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 30 June 2013

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Word in the J.Lo camp is that a certain Latino singer recently gave her a pair of $139 imported Swedish panties.

SAN FRANCISCO - Jennifer Lopez put on a fantastic concert show at Frisco's Veni, Vidi, Veci Coliseum.

Her opening act The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz have turned into one of the best opening acts in the business.

The band's lead singer is Tyrone "Bongo" Bonatelli, who is a first cousin of and a former boyfriend of Alicia Keys and Beyonce.

After the show J.Lo met with Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune in her backstage dressing room.

She was asked how things were going with her May-December relationship with Casper Smart, who just happens to be 17 years younger than her.

Jennifer smiled politely as she took a sip from her Papaya Margarita and then said that it has been a nice, pleasant trip but it looks like the carnival ride could be coming to an end pretty soon.

When asked if perhaps another well-known Hispanic singer may have something to do with that, J.Lo blushed and said in a soft whisper, "My luscious lips are sealed."

SIDENOTE: Jennifer did not want to say who the Hispanic singer is but The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is 99.3 percent certain that it is none other than Pitbull.

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