Jessica Simpson's New Perfume Is Now On Sale

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 29 May 2013

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Jessica is proud of her brand new line of perfume and hopes to eventually market it world wide.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, who has had her share of ups and downs where male relationships are concerned is reportedly on Cloud 9.

The singer, actress, and business mogul has just announced that her brand new perfume is now available in all of the nation's leading retail department stores including Walmart, Lollygag, and Dilly Dally.

The perfume which was developed by her and world renowned perfume designer Philippe Orléans is named Eau Du Baby Bump, and is unique in that it has that brand new fresh baby smell.

Simpson said that the idea was suggested to her by none other than Vice-President Joe Biden when Jessica and her fiancé attended a White House Cinco de Mayo Fajita Barbecue.

The barbecue was in honor of President Nacho Winslow of Mexico and soccer star Chicharito who plays for Manchester United, better known as Man U.

In Late Breaking News. The United States Racehorse Federation has just announced that Preakness entry Miss San Andreas Fault of Hacienda Heights, California has been disqualified after testing positive for horseradish, which in the world of horse racing is an illegal substance.

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