Iowa Bans Rihanna From Visiting The State

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 10 May 2013

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Iowa has many nicknames but one of the most popular is The Corn on The Cob State.

DES MOINES - The governor of Iowa has issued a Governor's Directive which prohibits Rihanna from ever setting foot in the Corn on The Cob State.

Governor Terry Branstad stated that just in the past three weeks he has received dozens of petitions from nice, caring, hard-working citizens of Iowa asking him to take action against the Caribbean singer.

A group calling itself Iowans Against Female Abuse told the governor at a town hall meeting at the newly-remodeled Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo that they just do not feel right having a woman who condones a man beating the daylights and nightlights out of her in their law abiding state.

IAFA spokesperson Fanny Beulah Huntheimer, 48, said that if they allowed the likes of Rihanna to visit or perform in their state that it would send a dark message to the young girls and young ladies of Iowa that having a man treat a woman like a damn piƱata is okay as long as the man says "Oops, sorry hon, my bad."

In Sports News. LeBron James of the Miami Heat has said that if the Heat get beat by the Chicago Bulls in the NBA playoffs he will donate $2 million to Chicago's Home For Elderly Chicago Bulls Fans.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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