Jennifer Aniston's Wedding To Justin Theroux Is Off

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 25 April 2013

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Jennifer Aniston has reportedly cancelled the wedding cake she had ordered.

BEVERLY HILLS - The word out of LaLaLand is that the wedding that was being touted as the Wedding of the Year has been called off.

Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo reported that Aniston, 44, has decided to cancel her wedding to fellow actor Justin Theroux, 41, due to personal reasons.

Miss Guacamole spoke to a real close friend of Aniston's who spoke on condition of anonymity. She stated that there were several reasons why Jennifer put a halt to the wedding plans.

The unnamed source, who is believed to be either long time friend Tessa Fettifaust, 42, or Vienna Vanilla, 38, said that Jenny resents the fact that Justin is always calling her his cougar mama.

Aniston noted that maybe J.Lo, Cameron Diaz, and Melanie Griffith don't mind being called cougar mamas, but no one is going to refer to her in that insulting manner.

Jennifer also said that she wants to have a big wedding with over 12,000 guests whereas Justin has made it known that he does not want any more than 45, including the minister and the band.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Larry King told me that Jennifer has booked Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz to play at the wedding, if and when it takes place.]

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