Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 20 February 2013

image for Katie Couric: I'm An Obsessed Cougar!
Fifty-six-year-old Katie shown in bed with 21-year-old Tinley Chickalini.

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Couric was recently spotted shopping for lingerie at a Victoria's Secret in Manhattan.

The 56-year-old journalist makes no bones about the fact that she is a compulsive May-December advocate who calls herself an obsessed cougar.

Couric The Cougar's last two boyfriends were 27 and 21 years old. She said that she broke up with the one who was 27, because he told her that he no longer wanted to go out dancing every Friday and Saturday night.

Katie was recently asked by Ellen DeGeneres why it is that she likes to date guys who are young enough to be her sons.

She smiled as she took the cherry lollipop out of her mouth and said that she loves the idea of teaching younger males the in's and out's of the in's and out's.

Ellen got a puzzled look on her face and asked her if by that she meant showing them what goes here, and there, and everywhere.

"Exactly!" shouted out the elderly cougar who reportedly has her sights set on Zac Efron, Taylor Lautner, and yes, Justin Bieber.

To view explicitly explicit photos of Couric in a revealing pink bikini swimsuit go to www.katiethecougarcouric.hot.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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