Demi Moore Finds Yet Another Boy Toy

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 18 January 2013

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Demi is reportedly worth about $150 million. (Photo courtesy of Carlos Slim).

BEVERLY HILLS - One thing that can be said about Demi Moore is that the 50-year-old cougar does not seem to have any problem attracting males who are young enough to be her son.

Moore, who is still not divorced from Ashton Kutcher, was recently spotted at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Beverly Hills.

She was accompanied by Harry Morton, a 31-year-old restaurateur who owns the exquisite South Hills of Beverly Bar & Grill.

According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, Morton, who is not related to the salt heirs, has dated Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston, and Kathy Griffin.

He smiled and winked and wanted to stress the point that when he asked Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin out he was drunk as hell.

Morton is definitely a wheeler-dealer as evidenced by the fact that he also owns three other restaurants in the Greater Los Angeles area; the Pink Taco, the Pink Sirloin, and the Pink Flamingo.

Carolina Chipotle with BPT said that Demi is ecstatic about her new boy toy and has already bought him a brand new suit, a surfboard, and the latest Maroon Five CD.

In Late Breaking News. Mitt Romney appeared on The View and he finally admitted that he regrets having chosen Paul "Little Bunny Foo Foo" Ryan as his vice-presidential running mate.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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