Angelina Jolie's Weird Behavior Explained

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 17 September 2012

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Angelina Jolie has been quite sullen and morose lately.

NEW YORK CITY - One would think that now that Angelina Jolie has finally succeeded in getting long time boyfriend Brad Pitt to propose to her that the Laura Mars star would be happy and content, but au contraire mon frere.

Reports are that Jolie has become more and more sullen and morose for some inexplicable reason.

There is speculation among close friends that the problem may stem from the fact that six-year-old daughter Shiloh Diamond has expressed a desire to one day become a male.

Angelina says that it would be fine with her but Brad has said that Shiloh was born a girl and she will remain a girl and talk of her becoming a boy is ridiculous.

When Jolie reminds him that Warren Beatty and Annette Bening have a daughter who is going to have sexual reassignment surgery, Pitt scoffs it off as saying, "Well that's Hollywood - so what the hell do you expect."

Summersetter Faxx with Bedroom Pillow Talk recently talked to Brad and Angelina about Shiloh. Brad immediately let Miss Faxx know that he talked individually with each of their other five children and four agreed with him and only one, eight-year-old Pax Lax agreed with Angie.

So as it stands, Shiloh will remain a girl and if Angelina goes against Brad's wishes he has made it abundantly clear that she can pack up her things and hit the road to Tinsel Town and hook up with that fruit cake Billy Bob Thornton pronto (fast).

News Out of Dixie. The Mississippi State Senate has just passed a bill stating that it is now illegal to have more than three grocery store shopping carts sitting on the front porch.

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