Whitney Houston's Daughter Bobbi Kristina Marries Her Step-Brother

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 30 August 2012

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Bobbi Kristina and Nick got matching tattoos of Nick's favorite singer Madonna.

ATLANTA - Bobbi Kristina Brown, the 19-year-old daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby "Buster" Brown, has her entire family including aunts, uncles, cousins, and a grandmother all in a tissy.

Bobbi Kristina, who looks nothing like her mother, reportedly went against her entire family and she has married Nick Gordon, 22, who just happens to be her step-brother.

Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that the couple secretly got married at The Chapel of The Rice Throwers in Las Vegas.

BPT's Carolina Chipotle spoke with famed Manhattan marriage lawyer Lily Condoleezza Krizzwinski, who informed her that even though Bobbi Kristina and Nick are step-siblings, they can legally get married as per Nevada's Non-Blood Siblings Marital Clause of 1957.

Meanwhile Bobbi K's grandmother Cissy Houston has strongly remarked that Nick "The Slick" Gordon is just marrying Bobbi K. because when she turns 21, she will inherit $20 million and he will automatically get half of it, including 6 of Bobbi K's 12 dairy cows.

Miss Chipotle contacted Nick and asked him about Cissy's charge and he simply said, "Da money hungry woman, she don't know what be in my head, so she can't be knowing dat I am afta my honey bunny's money fa shizzle ma nizzle."

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Carolina Chipotle reported that Bobbi Kristina was thinking about getting the huge gap in her teeth fixed, but her new husband Nick said that he wants her to keep it for a very personal reason.]

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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