Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Will Name Her Baby Brad

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 26 August 2012

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A pair of baby shoes that Clay Aiken sewed for Jennifer's baby.

HOLLYWOOD - In yet another example of modern times where weddings sometimes follow the birth of babies, Jennifer Aniston has just issued a dual announcement.

She told the Hollywood press that she and boyfriend Justin Theroux are engaged and that she is with child.

When asked about a wedding Jennifer smiled and said that she wants to have the wedding before the baby is born so that the amount of tongue-waging is greatly reduced.

She added that she hopes to get married down in beautiful Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, at her favorite hotel, The Whole Enchilada Hotel & Spa.

Aniston told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that she wants the wedding march to be performed by her all-time favorite piano player Manolo "El Ivory Tickler" Telemundo, Jr. who is the featured piano player at The Whole Enchilada.

When Justin Theroux was asked to make a comment he simply said that he will leave all of the details to Jenn and he told her that he loves her so much that if she wants to get married on a pair of burros while wearing sombreros and burlap swimsuits that is perfectly fine with him.

Jennifer did drop a bit of a bombshell on him when she confided to Miss Chipotle that if the baby is a boy she is going to name him Brad after her ex-husband Brad Pitt.

Justin reportedly did not like that idea one bit but he remarked that he loves her so much that if she wants to name their son Percival Chang Theroux that would be perfectly fine with him.

SIDENOTE: Jennifer told Carolina Chipotle off-the-record that the only reason she wants to name her baby Brad is to make Angelina Jolie, who stole Brad Pitt away from her, mad as a wet hen.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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