Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 5 April 2012

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How can we get good photos through pants?

Paris Hilton has been flying below the radar lately much to the dismay of her vagina. Paris use to be infamous for flaunting her privates in public. Paris was in fact the catalyst behind all the Lindsay Lohan flashes and Britney Spears splashes.

The paparazzi could almost bank on Paris, Lindsay or Britney going out getting tipsy and flaunting their junk at the drop of a hat or the flash of a bulb.

Now it's become the era of the bland. No front page exploitation, no titillating photos that require the big black block out box to hide the good stuff.

One TMZ staffer was over heard saying, "this is boring time for us sexploitation photographers all the girls switched to slacks".

Some are blaming the economy on this trend. Celebrities are not giving it up for free any more. It seems the trend is private exhibition only.

When contacted by phone Paris's vagina said, "I'm bored I want to go out dancing like in the good old days, get my picture taken then go home and play hide the sausage".

Not only is Paris's vagina disappointed by this new trend of, "Girls Gone Good" but so is the public.

When we tried to contact Lindsay and Britney's vagina for comment they declined to be interviewed.

From beautiful Sunset and Vine in downtown Hollywood Ca 90028


"If you have a vagina and an attitude in this town, then that's a lethal combination."
Sharon Stone

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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