NEW YORK CITY - The term 'Trouble in Paradise' is not just the name of a movie, or a song, or a perfume. It is also the name of what is going on in the two-month old marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.
A family insider who is very close to the Kardashian family revealed to Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors that the couple known as K & K are not as happy as many of their close friends and family members say that they are.
For one thing big butted Kim, 30, is furious that Kris, 26 is presently unemployed and does not appear too concerned about looking for a job.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Kris plays for the NBA New Jersey Nets and they are currently on lockout due to the ongoing owners-players disagreements. So Kim needs to stop acting like a bitch diva and worry about that messed up tattoo of a vulture with a sardine in its mouth which she recently got on her bikini line.]
And speaking of tattoos, according to iRumors, part of the problem stems from the fact that Kim has refused to get two rather large tattoos which are located on her humongous ass removed.
One tattoo bears the name of Kim's ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, running back who plays for the New Orleans Saints. And the other tattoo bears the name of another of Kim's ex-boyfriends Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin.
Ever since their fourth date Kris has insisted that Kim go to a tattoo parlor and get the two names lasered off. Kim keeps promising that she will but then comes up with the lame excuse that she just cannot seem to find the time since she is always modeling shoes, bras, swimsuits, and tampons.
In political news. Michele Bachmann is denying the rumor that she told one of her campaign workers that she thinks that gay singer Adam Lambert is not only a good singer but is also very good looking.
