Would you go to Mars just to get a candy bar?

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Tuesday, 26 January 2010

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Mars is a long way to go to get a candy bar

Candy Bar From Another Planet -No one doesn't love a Mars Bar, but do you know where they really come from?

It has been a carefully guarded secret for over 55 years from a candy company who has made a name for itself by using this catchy name.

People ate them, they craved them and they ate some more.

Today, the secret may come out due to a disgruntled Mars company employee getting fired for snooping into the files when the office was officially closed for the weekend.

Ernest Longworth of Louisville, KY confessed to the pilfering of his employer's files. The file he removed and took home was that of the formula and actual manufacturing location of the "Mars" candy bar.

Before he could be placed under incarceration for his deed, he photo copied the contents of the files and placed them in an undisclosed place not on his premises.

While the company does have it's files back, they are worried that their employee will leak the information worldwide as to where the famous "Mars" candy bar actually comes from.

If the famous "Mars" candy bar actually is manufactured on Mars, could this defy some manufacturing specifics designated by the FDA?

"That won't stop me from eating em" said a reader of the news that just came out about this favorite treat, "I don't give a shit if they come from Mars" he further fathomed.

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