Written by Zpppy101

Monday, 18 January 2010

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Lindsay Lohan's secret insationable desire for sex is the result of this new and until now secret chocolate!

It was created by an aging european chief who has created it to keep up his reputation of "a horny old goat"

Ms. Lohan purchased the secret and eats it every day.

"It makes me so horny, I just want sex. It doesn't matter who, what or when."

It has been rumored the human society refuses to sell her the large dogs she has requested. Many friends now refuse to see her and thoes who do refuse to take their pets with them when they visit.

Sex therapists are searching for this chocolate maker and hope to buy the secret chocolate recipe.

"It is a drug and need to be under prescription only," say the sex therapists. "Plus, I need it!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Chocolate




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