Famous chocolate company makes mold of President's -?

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Tuesday, 12 January 2010

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Ear similar to the "Obama chocolate ears"

The chocolate company famous for reproducing various body parts of famous people are after President Obama to make a mold that will be a sure seller.

Just as Tiger's chocolate balls and Warren Beatty's penis put the company on top as one of the highest seller of chocolate novelties, so shall a part of President Obama reach the height of sales.

All was hush hush as the company executives met to discuss this possibility. The President was contacted at the White House and his staff, sworn to secrecy, along with the Secret Service mulled over this unique request by the famous chocolate company.

After much ado and also after Michelle was consulted and having given her permission, it was agreed that the President would lend his famous attribute to be made into a mold for chocolate lovers everywhere.

It was stipulated however, that 30% of all sales would be donated to a worthy cause of the President's choice.

The mold was made and not even employees of the chocolate company knew what the "chocolate novelty" would look like.

They were mass produced and put up into plain brown paper wrappings and labeled "Obama listens to you".

When out on the shelves for sale everywhere candy was sold, people rushed to buy up the "secret" treat.

The first such buyer was surprised as she got home and tore open her package. Inside was indeed a "part" of President Obama. Neatly lined up in the box which had cost $29.99 plus tax was one dozen chocolate Obama "Ears".

An attached card read, "You now own the most famous part of your President, stick it in his ear"!

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