Written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 21 January 2010

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Only Willy Wonka has the secret recipe for Wonka Bars

Willy Wonka has a krafty plan which he dreamed up after he was denied bidding for Cadbury's by some politicians including Slugworth Brown.

Now that Cadbury's have been taken over by Kraft, Willy now has a krafty plan to start a worldwide campaign to sell as many Wonka Bars as possible some of which will include a golden ticket which will guarantee the holder entry to Willy Wonka's famous chocolate factory with a chance to win a lifetime supply of Wonka Bars.

Wonka is convinced that his plan will take so much business away from Cadbury - Kraft that Wonka's chocolate will be the worlds best.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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