Written by jansal

Monday, 11 January 2010

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"After enjoying the 'Tiger's chocolate balls' I can hardly wait to get hold of the new product by this company".

Hollywood "Hot Shot" Warren Beatty stays in the news by the skin of his "penis".

A recent news story brought to light a chocolate company producing "Tiger's chocolate balls" and doing a brisk business with the females in all states.

Not to be outdone by the brisk business of "Tiger's Chocolate Balls" Warren Beatty recently contacted the company and asked if they would be interested in making a chocolate mold of his "penis".

Warren, famous world over for his prowess with bedding thousands of women figured a "Warren Beatty Chocolate Penis" would be just as big a seller if not better than the now fast selling "Tiger's chocolate balls".

The company CEO conferred with the members of the board of the now famous chocolate company and they all readily agreed and voted to mass produce a "chocolate Beatty penis".

"Women everywhere will now be able to put their lips around "Warren's chocolate penis" said top chocolate designer Jeremy Sweets. "It will be a fantastic seller I'm sure", he continued.

"The expense of obtaining and producing the exact mold of Warren's penis will be costly", said a company spokesperson.

The designer and mold maker Jeremy Sweets has offers from several female employees to "help" in making the mold from Mr. Beatty's penis when he comes in for the first "fitting".

The company assured me that a followup story would be published upon completion of the new company design.

Added release; The Chocolate Warren Beatty penis will come with a gift card enclosed and suggestions for possible uses.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Chocolate

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