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Brit 83 year-old lollipop man told to keep his sticky fingers to himself!

Funny story: Brit 83 year-old lollipop man told to keep his sticky fingers to himself!

Lollipop men and women are fundamental for the safety of UK children crossing roads in front of their schools, but one lollipop man got his fingers stuck in the candy too far and was sacked! The gentleman, a popular figure outside school, loved hi...

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UK hospitals ban chocolates and fizzy drinks claiming their food is healthier?

Funny story: UK hospitals ban chocolates and fizzy drinks claiming their food is healthier?

Stodgy treacle puddings lashed with sugar-ridden custard, fatty meat, gravy, over-cooked tasteless vegetables, fried egg and bacon breakfasts with sugar-dosed cereals, and other hospital delicacies, are more healthy claim UK hospitals than chocolate!...

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Man Mistakes Pot-Tainted Treats for Gummy Bears, Has Good Time

Funny story: Man Mistakes Pot-Tainted Treats for Gummy Bears, Has Good Time

Denver, CO - In a rebellious effort for equal competition and fair pricing, sources found that Jeff Hartley tweeted," Theaters need to stop extorting customers for food if they are going to charge $10.50 for someone to see a crappy movie." It i...

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Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

Funny story: Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

NORTH POLE - For the tenth consecutive year, Santa Claus gave out coal and candy canes to trick-or-treaters. Hordes of children and their parents traveled to the North Pole to meet the jolly old man, who happily welcomed each visitor by name.

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Picking The Good Chunks Out Of Ice Cream To Be Reclassified As Felony

Funny story: Picking The Good Chunks Out Of Ice Cream To Be Reclassified As Felony

Washington D.C. - The criminal act of probing through a carton of ice cream to find and eat the good chunky pieces will become a felony on January 1, 2015. The crime is currently classified as a misdemeanor. While the change covers every flavor a...

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The World Food Coalition Needs Food

Funny story: The World Food Coalition Needs Food

DUBLIN, Ireland - The World Food Coalition has been in existence since October 15, 1944. And in that time it has provided food to virtually every country in the world, except for the United States, England, and the African country of Dutch West Wa...

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NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

Funny story: NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Johnson Space Center is that there are rumblings within NASA regarding the name of the Milky Way. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb let the space center news media know that there are some upper echelon officials wit...

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Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

Funny story: Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

BOSTON - Massachusetts State Senator Ambrose B. Tamburello [R-Chicopee] led a movement to ban Tootsie Roll Pops from being sold anywhere in the state of Massachusetts. After a highly heated argument the vote was taken and the Anti-Tootsie Roll Bil...

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U.S. Customs Agents Confiscate 900,000 Counterfeit Gummy Bears From Tijuana, Mexico

Funny story: U.S. Customs Agents Confiscate 900,000 Counterfeit Gummy Bears From Tijuana, Mexico

SAN DIEGO - One of the largest counterfeit item busts in the history of the San Diego Department of Customs sector has just taken place. U.S. Customs agents seized 900,000 counterfeit gummy bears that were produced in Tijuana, Mexico, and were bou...

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Brown M&M Arrested as Accomplice to Murder, Mars Fires Chocolate Spokeswoman

Funny story: Brown M&M Arrested as Accomplice to Murder, Mars Fires Chocolate Spokeswoman

Maclean, Virginia - In a hastily assembled press conference given at the manufacturers of the popular M&Ms and other chocolate treats, a spokesman for the candy giant announced they would not be renewing the Brown M&M's contract. This develop...

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A Chemist In Cincinnati Discovers The Ingredients In M&M's and Manufactures N&N's

Funny story: A Chemist In Cincinnati Discovers The Ingredients In M&M's and Manufactures N&N's

CINCINNATI - A chemist who has resided in Cincinnati all of his life has just informed American Spotlight Magazine that he has invented a new hard shell chocolate candy. Livingston Odessa who received his Chemistry Degree from Johnny Appleseed Uni...

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Candy Crush woman has Easter in September

Funny story: Candy Crush woman has Easter in September

The Easter bunnies are hopping already for a Northumberland woman, while for the rest of us, the Autumn leaves are only just starting to twirl their way to the ground. Edna Ballcock, 97, of Holy Island, has been having problems with her timing eve...

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Former bubble-gum champion robs sweet-shop

A champion bubble-gum blower is starting another 5-year prison sentence after an armed attack on a sweet-shop in Gateshead. Alan Wrigley, 45, was named in the Guinness Book of Records as the young British record-holder after blowing an 18-inch bub...

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A List of 10 New Products That Just Did Not Sell

Funny story: A List of 10 New Products That Just Did Not Sell

Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the entire United States spend millions of dollars on developing, marketing, and selling brand new products. Some times they get lucky and the product-buying American consumer accepts the product and the item becomes a manufacturing success. But most of the times, however, the public rejects the new product. And that item soon is sent off int...

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10 Product Spin-Offs That Failed

Funny story: 10 Product Spin-Offs That Failed

Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the United States spend millions of dollars trying to capitalize on already existing products in the hopes that they will be as successful as the originals. And every now and then some of these consumer product spin-offs make it and they are wholeheartedly accepted and embraced by the American buying public. But sad to say, most of the times the...

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Thousands lost down drain

Hundreds of thousands of tiny sweets disappeared down a road-side drain when a confectionery lorry skidded and overturned yesterday. Driver Nigel Goodie escaped with only minor injuries. "But I had about half-a-ton of 'Hundreds-and-Thousands' on...

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Johnny can't read: mistakes morning-after pill in college vending machine for Sweet Tarts

Funny story: Johnny can't read: mistakes morning-after pill in college vending machine for Sweet Tarts

Shippensburg, Pa. - Little Johnny Waters, the 11-year-old brother of Suzanne Waters of Somerset, PA, got a little more bang for the buck than he'd anticipated. Sitting around bored while visiting his sister, a sophomore at Shippensburg University,...

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Jimmy Kimmel Being Sued For His Halloween Trick or Treat Prank

Funny story: Jimmy Kimmel Being Sued For His Halloween Trick or Treat Prank

LOS ANGELES - A group of 26 parents have filed a class action lawsuit with the Los Angeles County district attorney's office against James Christian Kimmel, 43, the host of the late night talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live. According to The Tinsel Town T...

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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