Snickers, the US chocolate bar that, until July 1990, was sold in the UK under the brand name Marathon, is to revert back to its more popular traditional name, because people think Snickers sounds daft. Snickers were introduced in the United State...
DOVER, Delaware - The Have A Heart Candy Hearts Company has just stated that the sales of their Valentine's Day candy hearts have gone through the roof. A spokesperson for the candy company, Lucretia Ingersoll, 63, said that she has worked for the...
A new food guide for better health has come out recently, replacing the old pyramid-shaped one which suggested X-number of dairy, fruit, vegetables, meat and poultry. Sensing that the people of planet Earth are getting round and doughy, the new gu...
Lollipop men and women are fundamental for the safety of UK children crossing roads in front of their schools, but one lollipop man got his fingers stuck in the candy too far and was sacked! The gentleman, a popular figure outside school, loved hi...
Stodgy treacle puddings lashed with sugar-ridden custard, fatty meat, gravy, over-cooked tasteless vegetables, fried egg and bacon breakfasts with sugar-dosed cereals, and other hospital delicacies, are more healthy claim UK hospitals than chocolate!...
Denver, CO - In a rebellious effort for equal competition and fair pricing, sources found that Jeff Hartley tweeted," Theaters need to stop extorting customers for food if they are going to charge $10.50 for someone to see a crappy movie." It i...
NORTH POLE - For the tenth consecutive year, Santa Claus gave out coal and candy canes to trick-or-treaters. Hordes of children and their parents traveled to the North Pole to meet the jolly old man, who happily welcomed each visitor by name.
Washington D.C. - The criminal act of probing through a carton of ice cream to find and eat the good chunky pieces will become a felony on January 1, 2015. The crime is currently classified as a misdemeanor. While the change covers every flavor a...
DUBLIN, Ireland - The World Food Coalition has been in existence since October 15, 1944. And in that time it has provided food to virtually every country in the world, except for the United States, England, and the African country of Dutch West Wa...
HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Johnson Space Center is that there are rumblings within NASA regarding the name of the Milky Way. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb let the space center news media know that there are some upper echelon officials wit...
BOSTON - Massachusetts State Senator Ambrose B. Tamburello [R-Chicopee] led a movement to ban Tootsie Roll Pops from being sold anywhere in the state of Massachusetts. After a highly heated argument the vote was taken and the Anti-Tootsie Roll Bil...
SAN DIEGO - One of the largest counterfeit item busts in the history of the San Diego Department of Customs sector has just taken place. U.S. Customs agents seized 900,000 counterfeit gummy bears that were produced in Tijuana, Mexico, and were bou...
Maclean, Virginia - In a hastily assembled press conference given at the manufacturers of the popular M&Ms and other chocolate treats, a spokesman for the candy giant announced they would not be renewing the Brown M&M's contract. This develop...
CINCINNATI - A chemist who has resided in Cincinnati all of his life has just informed American Spotlight Magazine that he has invented a new hard shell chocolate candy. Livingston Odessa who received his Chemistry Degree from Johnny Appleseed Uni...
The Easter bunnies are hopping already for a Northumberland woman, while for the rest of us, the Autumn leaves are only just starting to twirl their way to the ground. Edna Ballcock, 97, of Holy Island, has been having problems with her timing eve...
A champion bubble-gum blower is starting another 5-year prison sentence after an armed attack on a sweet-shop in Gateshead. Alan Wrigley, 45, was named in the Guinness Book of Records as the young British record-holder after blowing an 18-inch bub...
Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the entire United States spend millions of dollars on developing, marketing, and selling brand new products. Some times they get lucky and the product-buying American consumer accepts the product and the item becomes a manufacturing success. But most of the times, however, the public rejects the new product. And that item soon is sent off int...
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