Tablet for Both Male Oral Contraception and Erectile Dysfunction Has New Marketing Strategy

Thursday, 31 December 2009

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Buy your little purple pill in vending machines in hotel lobbies, like this one

Pharmaceutical Company Squid Technologies has developed a new pill that is both an oral male contraceptive and an erectile dysfunction drug.

Response in the last forty-eight hours has been so tremendous and resounding that several new ways to market the pills have been developed.

Vending machines to dispense the tablet (which will accept credit cards, debit cards, and cash) will be placed in restaurants, nightclubs, bars, truck stop restrooms, high class hotels, and cheap motels (the ones with rough sheets and hourly rates). The expected price for the pills will be $10 (American) and the vending machines will dispense them in one and two packs.

Greeting cards will also come with tablets attached. One that was recently produced has The Beatles on the cover. When you open up the card, you will see a little packet with a pill on the inside flap and the printed word on the other side saying "Have a Hard Day's Night on us!"

Companies marketing porn dvd's are also trying to see if they can get in on the action (no pun intended) by including two tablets with each film sold, or one tablet with each rental.

No prescription will be needed to obtain this medication and prescriptions will not make the tablets cheaper.

Condom companies wish to remind everyone that this drug, while effective in contraception and natural male enhancement, will not prevent sexually transmitted diseases or the AIDS virus.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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