Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 25 April 2009

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Cloris Leachman walking to Walgreens to buy some Viagara for her current boyfriend, Branko Fresno.

NEW YORK CITY - In an interesting advertising move, The Giddy Up Pill Company, makers of Viagra have just signed actress, singer, old gal Cloris Leachman who is 82 to be the new Viagra spokesperson.

Miss Leachman will travel throughout the entire United States giving speeches about the wonders of the blue pill called Giddy Up's Up, Up, and Away and how it has literally saved thousands of marriages.

Leachman will even demonstrate by way of recorded videos how Viagra has personally helped some of the men in her life such as 102-year-old Frenchy Bonnyclabber, Harmandeep Snurpus, 98, and Branko Fresno, 93.

She confessed that she had no idea how powerful that little blue pill was. She said that the results are so amazing that on three different occasions she was actually concerned that she may have gotten pregnant.

Leachman said that last month she was shooting a commercial for Giddy Up's Up, Up, and Away at Mount Rushmore and during a break in the filming, she and her present boyfriend Branko Fresno, 93, got so involved in their hay rolling that they almost lost their footing and both almost ended up falling off of Abraham Lincoln.

In a related story. Cloris Leachman recently confided to her good friend and talk show host Bonnie Hunt, that even though she may have the face, arms, legs, and stomach of an 82-year-old woman, thanks to Viagra she still has the 'Yum-Yum' of a 22-year-old woman.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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