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Arizona School Board May Burn Science Books

Funny story: Arizona School Board May Burn Science Books

GILBERT, Ariz. - A biology textbook, widely used in the state, has come under attack by a suburban school board in Gilbert. The school board has voted to exise or redact two pages in the book -544 and 545 -because they discuss sexually transmitted d...

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Cardinal Baloney Says Women Should Get Health Care at 7-11

Funny story: Cardinal Baloney Says Women Should Get Health Care at 7-11

Cardinal Baloney of New York took Easter as the occasion to speak out on female contraception. In a interview that aired Sunday on CBS, host Norah O'Donnell asked Dolan where he stood on the Hobby Lobby Supreme Court case which deals with the issue...

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The Christian Right Explains "Religious Liberty"

Bill Schmidt, Executive Director of the Christian right Family Research Council, today explained the concept of "religious exemption." In view of the Governor of Arizona Jan Brewer's veto yesterday of an anti-gay bill, based on the concept, the ter...

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Fox News Stories Are Just Spoofs!

Funny story: Fox News Stories Are Just Spoofs!

A writer of political books from the UK appeared on the "Charlie Rose Show" last evening and was quite surprised about the lack of trustworthiness and the inadequacy of the news media in the U.S. Here are some excerpts from what guest Bertrand Russ...

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Cardinal Baloney Addresses Abortion and Contraception

Funny story: Cardinal Baloney Addresses Abortion and Contraception

Catholic clergy and institutions have responded to the ACLU lawsuit against the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops over denial of "proper health care." The case involves a catholic hospital in Muskegon, which turned away a pregnant mother...

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Contraception Banned To Replenish The Slave Trade

Funny story: Contraception Banned To Replenish The Slave Trade

While at a banquet in honor of the new "Broken Promises By a President Record", President Obama had one too many and let the real reason as to why America is planning out outlawing contraception slip to the shock of few but delight of many. Allegedl...

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Catholic Church Nominated for Doublethink Award

Funny story: Catholic Church Nominated for Doublethink Award

The Catholic Church has once again been nominated for the Doublethink Award, given annually to the person or organization that most ingeniously epitomizes the Orwellian concept of 'doublethink'. For those who have never read George Orwell's 1984,...

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Obama Blows This One: Churches Won't Have To Pay For "Air Start" Contraception Coverage

Funny story: Obama Blows This One: Churches Won't Have To Pay For "Air Start" Contraception Coverage

BILLINGSGATE POST - In another startling reversal of Obamacare dogma, President Obama advised American bishops that church affiliated hospitals and charities would not have to pay for a contraception method involving the use of air starts. As mentio...

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Sanatorium "Return to Family Values"

Funny story: Sanatorium "Return to Family Values"

Risk Sanatorium, trying to be the strong conservative in the GOP Primary sweepstakes, picked up on the announcement from the Pentagon that more women in US armed forces will be serving in the front line. "Oh no!" he exclaimed, "This is not the w...

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Cats make women infertile

Funny story: Cats make women infertile

The Paris Institute of Science and Baloney have completed a twenty-year study into women's fertility and concluded that cats make women infertile. "In our study," said Eyam Bonquers, lead biologist in the study, "we see a definite correlation betw...

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Tablet for Both Male Oral Contraception and Erectile Dysfunction Has New Marketing Strategy

Funny story: Tablet for Both Male Oral Contraception and Erectile Dysfunction Has New Marketing Strategy

Pharmaceutical Company Squid Technologies has developed a new pill that is both an oral male contraceptive and an erectile dysfunction drug. Response in the last forty-eight hours has been so tremendous and resounding that several new ways to ma...

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Pharmaceutical Company Develops Pill That Is Both Male Contraceptive And Treats Erectile Dysfunction

Funny story: Pharmaceutical Company Develops Pill That Is Both Male Contraceptive And Treats Erectile Dysfunction

Squid Technologies, a Canadian pharmaceutical company based in Toronto, has announced the development of a pill that will fill duel roles. The small pill will act as both a male oral contraceptive and a treatment for erectile dysfunction (such as Vi...

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No contraception and donations to Rome by the starving helps Africans, Pope says

Funny story: No contraception and donations to Rome by the starving helps Africans, Pope says

Pope Benedict, on his first visit to Africa, today claimed that no contraception and people that can hardly afford to eat sending their money to the Vatican is helpful to the African people. 'It's helpful', he said in Cameroon. 'OK, it isn't, but...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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