No Viagra, No Piece!

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Wednesday, 2 December 2009

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The Union of Transit Workers in Philadelphia are at it again as they are not getting the promised daily doses of Viagra that was agreed upon, to settle last year's walkout before the World Series.

"We're hard workers and we demand a hard penis to take home", stated Union spokesman Bubba Dole pointed out. "It's time to get this thing straight once and for all. Do we erect a "Strike Sign" and walk out or do we get the shaft?"

Last year, Pennsylvania Governor, Ed Rendell promised the transit union that they would get a full 30-day supply as part of the bargain but the supply has been cut in half.

"Half way there won't get it", stated Dole. "This has not only let us down but our wives are getting frustrated and ordering us not to come home until we have the goods in our hands."

The whole Viagra issue may seem silly -couldn't they use the raise to buy some -but the men say that if they bought some, the wives would find out.

"They can tell, somehow, by the grin on your face as soon as you walk through the door."

"My old lady has ordered me not to come back through the front door unless I walk through penis first", added driver's representative, Hardon Proper."

Will the strike come soon?

"Might as well start today. We can't go home until this is all straightened out, anyway."

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