Jacko died bankrupt

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 26 June 2009

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Jackson's assets may be no bigger than this guy's

Los Angeles - (Insolvent Ass Mess): "Even his reputed ownership of the Beatles Songbook was a class-act whopper, right off the Richter scale!" was how one LA lawyer described Michael Jackson's estate following the FBI's freezing of all the singer's assets today.

A frantic shoring up exercise is now under way as Jackson's own attorneys struggle to keep the lid on their ex-client's liabilities, rumored to be in excess of $2.5billion.

"The entertainer's intellectual property rights have always been a massive fiction, on a par with JK Rowling's authoriship of the Harry Potter Stories," Bel Air attorney Sam Shapini commented today.

Perhaps the two are, like, karmically related?

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