Santilli autopsy findings awaited at Jackson morgue

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 26 June 2009

image for Santilli autopsy findings awaited at Jackson morgue
From Santilli's Princess Diana autopsy findings

Los Angeles - (Alien Ass Mess): Fabled alien autopsy specialist Ray Santilli hopes to add Michael Jackson to his tally of extraterrestrial post-mortems having already cleaned up with Anna Nicole Smith and Jade Goody.

Santilli flew last night into LA aremd with his trademark toolkit of butcher's saw, car winch and patent brass nutcrackers.

Media sources speculated today that the intrepid mortician is still feeling sore after losing out on the recent David Carradine autopsy to the LA Department of Suspicious Deaths.

Some of his work is still classified by the White House, including his postmortem findings on Ronald Reagan.

"We're hoping to palm him off with a few future booking sweeteners," LA state pathologists said today, "like, maybe, a forward IOU on the Pope or - more likely - Sen Ted Kennedy....if we're very lucky!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more