London - (OMFG! Ass Mess): Self-confessed 'greedy bastard' concert promoter David Campbell, CEO of AEG Europe, is being probed by police after advance box office takings 'in excess of £500 million' vanished from the O2 Arena's London bank accounts.
Campbell is on record claming that Jackson's 50 consecutive concerts at the London venue was an entirely reasonable expectation given the singer's popularity, medical hystery (sic) and financial circumstances.
Grieving fans meanwhile jammed the O2 Arena switchboard today demanding refunds of their hard-earned £££s.
Reports that 90% of ticket receipts had been siphoned off and transferred to Bernard Madoff Ponzi Scam offshore outlets were today dismissed as baloney.
Disgraced Antiguan businessman Sir Alan Stanford is shitting bricks.